Mori Ougai

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"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

I see what this is then. Unfortunately I don't know who the old child is that wrote my number into that notebook unless I'm given details on what they look like. Although you are smart like me when it comes to your son. This place isn't safe and you know that. Checking before he does was wise. So is that all to why you decided to call me? Some mysterious kid I am unaware of wrote my number down in a hurry.

"Well naturally you wouldn't know, he was under my care long ago, he's no child anymore. And it is only my responsibility to look after my son. As for my calling, you'll understand that that child was a rather... particular case, he always did everything for a reason, and for all I know he predicted up until this very call. As a member of that place you surely would be familiar with that type of person."

We have many like that in the Port Mafia now these days which makes it hard for me to guess. I would like to say Dazai but that feels like a too obvious of a guess. I can't think of any other individual that would be in such a hurry to write down a code that has my specific number for you or your son to eventually find and call.

"Well congratulations on almost getting the correct answer I guess. Of course you'll know about him, that young man always had an eye or a hand in anything. As if it was not clear enough with that entire fiasco that was his orchestrated suicide, given everything my son told me about and taking into account everything he didn't told me about."

So it was Dazai then. Tell me was he successful this time or is he still breathing to this day in your world? I am curious to know after all.

"As dead as he always wished to be. And of course he had to do it in front of my son. And whoever Tantei-san is too I guess. I swear, as much as I hold the memory of Dazai-kun close I deeply disagree with his teaching philosophy, especially because he used it on my son."

You keep mentioning this son of yours yet you haven't spoken a single word about what he's like. What is your son like? Is her biologically yours or adopted? So far from what I have gathered from this conversation is that you seem to be very protective about your son. It makes me curious.

"Ahh, my lovely son, as awkward as he is to call me his father. He's adopted, I don't really think I could bring myself to touch a woman like that, and the idea of sperm donation and similar practices has never caught my attention. If I had to describe him, he's someone deeply troubled by his past and a guilt more crushing than most could handle. Though under my guidance he's been recovering quite well in my opinion. And it's only natural I'm protective of him, he's my one and only child, he's grown on me like mold on favorable conditions. If only I could offer him more than I currently can due to my status."

I'm delighted you have that chance. I'm sure your Dazai's sacrifice will certainly not be forgotten.

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

I see what this is then. Unfortunately I don't know who the old child is that wrote my number into that notebook unless I'm given details on what they look like. Although you are smart like me when it comes to your son. This place isn't safe and you know that. Checking before he does was wise. So is that all to why you decided to call me? Some mysterious kid I am unaware of wrote my number down in a hurry.

"Well naturally you wouldn't know, he was under my care long ago, he's no child anymore. And it is only my responsibility to look after my son. As for my calling, you'll understand that that child was a rather... particular case, he always did everything for a reason, and for all I know he predicted up until this very call. As a member of that place you surely would be familiar with that type of person."

We have many like that in the Port Mafia now these days which makes it hard for me to guess. I would like to say Dazai but that feels like a too obvious of a guess. I can't think of any other individual that would be in such a hurry to write down a code that has my specific number for you or your son to eventually find and call.

"Well congratulations on almost getting the correct answer I guess. Of course you'll know about him, that young man always had an eye or a hand in anything. As if it was not clear enough with that entire fiasco that was his orchestrated suicide, given everything my son told me about and taking into account everything he didn't told me about."

So it was Dazai then. Tell me was he successful this time or is he still breathing to this day in your world? I am curious to know after all.

"As dead as he always wished to be. And of course he had to do it in front of my son. And whoever Tantei-san is too I guess. I swear, as much as I hold the memory of Dazai-kun close I deeply disagree with his teaching philosophy, especially because he used it on my son."

You keep mentioning this son of yours yet you haven't spoken a single word about what he's like. What is your son like? Is her biologically yours or adopted? So far from what I have gathered from this conversation is that you seem to be very protective about your son. It makes me curious.

"Ahh, my lovely son, as awkward as he is to call me his father. He's adopted, I don't really think I could bring myself to touch a woman like that, and the idea of sperm donation and similar practices has never caught my attention. If I had to describe him, he's someone deeply troubled by his past and a guilt more crushing than most could handle. Though under my guidance he's been recovering quite well in my opinion. And it's only natural I'm protective of him, he's my one and only child, he's grown on me like mold on favorable conditions. If only I could offer him more than I currently can due to my status."

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

I see what this is then. Unfortunately I don't know who the old child is that wrote my number into that notebook unless I'm given details on what they look like. Although you are smart like me when it comes to your son. This place isn't safe and you know that. Checking before he does was wise. So is that all to why you decided to call me? Some mysterious kid I am unaware of wrote my number down in a hurry.

"Well naturally you wouldn't know, he was under my care long ago, he's no child anymore. And it is only my responsibility to look after my son. As for my calling, you'll understand that that child was a rather... particular case, he always did everything for a reason, and for all I know he predicted up until this very call. As a member of that place you surely would be familiar with that type of person."

We have many like that in the Port Mafia now these days which makes it hard for me to guess. I would like to say Dazai but that feels like a too obvious of a guess. I can't think of any other individual that would be in such a hurry to write down a code that has my specific number for you or your son to eventually find and call.

"Well congratulations on almost getting the correct answer I guess. Of course you'll know about him, that young man always had an eye or a hand in anything. As if it was not clear enough with that entire fiasco that was his orchestrated suicide, given everything my son told me about and taking into account everything he didn't told me about."

So it was Dazai then. Tell me was he successful this time or is he still breathing to this day in your world? I am curious to know after all.

"As dead as he always wished to be. And of course he had to do it in front of my son. And whoever Tantei-san is too I guess. I swear, as much as I hold the memory of Dazai-kun close I deeply disagree with his teaching philosophy, especially because he used it on my son."

You keep mentioning this son of yours yet you haven't spoken a single word about what he's like. What is your son like? Is her biologically yours or adopted? So far from what I have gathered from this conversation is that you seem to be very protective about your son. It makes me curious.

"Ahh, my lovely son, as awkward as he is to call me his father. He's adopted, I don't really think I could bring myself to touch a woman like that, and the idea of sperm donation and similar practices has never caught my attention. If I had to describe him, he's someone deeply troubled by his past and a guilt more crushing than most could handle. Though under my guidance he's been recovering quite well in my opinion. And it's only natural I'm protective of him, he's my one and only child, he's grown on me like mold on favorable conditions. If only I could offer him more than I currently can due to my status."

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

I see what this is then. Unfortunately I don't know who the old child is that wrote my number into that notebook unless I'm given details on what they look like. Although you are smart like me when it comes to your son. This place isn't safe and you know that. Checking before he does was wise. So is that all to why you decided to call me? Some mysterious kid I am unaware of wrote my number down in a hurry.

"Well naturally you wouldn't know, he was under my care long ago, he's no child anymore. And it is only my responsibility to look after my son. As for my calling, you'll understand that that child was a rather... particular case, he always did everything for a reason, and for all I know he predicted up until this very call. As a member of that place you surely would be familiar with that type of person."

We have many like that in the Port Mafia now these days which makes it hard for me to guess. I would like to say Dazai but that feels like a too obvious of a guess. I can't think of any other individual that would be in such a hurry to write down a code that has my specific number for you or your son to eventually find and call.

"Well congratulations on almost getting the correct answer I guess. Of course you'll know about him, that young man always had an eye or a hand in anything. As if it was not clear enough with that entire fiasco that was his orchestrated suicide, given everything my son told me about and taking into account everything he didn't told me about."

So it was Dazai then. Tell me was he successful this time or is he still breathing to this day in your world? I am curious to know after all.

"As dead as he always wished to be. And of course he had to do it in front of my son. And whoever Tantei-san is too I guess. I swear, as much as I hold the memory of Dazai-kun close I deeply disagree with his teaching philosophy, especially because he used it on my son."

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

I see what this is then. Unfortunately I don't know who the old child is that wrote my number into that notebook unless I'm given details on what they look like. Although you are smart like me when it comes to your son. This place isn't safe and you know that. Checking before he does was wise. So is that all to why you decided to call me? Some mysterious kid I am unaware of wrote my number down in a hurry.

"Well naturally you wouldn't know, he was under my care long ago, he's no child anymore. And it is only my responsibility to look after my son. As for my calling, you'll understand that that child was a rather... particular case, he always did everything for a reason, and for all I know he predicted up until this very call. As a member of that place you surely would be familiar with that type of person."

We have many like that in the Port Mafia now these days which makes it hard for me to guess. I would like to say Dazai but that feels like a too obvious of a guess. I can't think of any other individual that would be in such a hurry to write down a code that has my specific number for you or your son to eventually find and call.

"Well congratulations on almost getting the correct answer I guess. Of course you'll know about him, that young man always had an eye or a hand in anything. As if it was not clear enough with that entire fiasco that was his orchestrated suicide, given everything my son told me about and taking into account everything he didn't told me about."

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

I see what this is then. Unfortunately I don't know who the old child is that wrote my number into that notebook unless I'm given details on what they look like. Although you are smart like me when it comes to your son. This place isn't safe and you know that. Checking before he does was wise. So is that all to why you decided to call me? Some mysterious kid I am unaware of wrote my number down in a hurry.

"Well naturally you wouldn't know, he was under my care long ago, he's no child anymore. And it is only my responsibility to look after my son. As for my calling, you'll understand that that child was a rather... particular case, he always did everything for a reason, and for all I know he predicted up until this very call. As a member of that place you surely would be familiar with that type of person."

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."

What a coincidence. We both share the same name and same voice. Before I ask any further questions on that may I ask what makes you call the Port Mafia? We don't get casual calls like this everyday.

"Well you see, an old child that used to be under my care left this very particular notebook that my son found. And because of the... shakiness, of the handwriting, he left it to me to decode, which is how I found this number. But as one can imagine, I didn't want to risk my son coming into contact with someone unsavory so I decided to check first. Imagine my surprise when, indeed, the number contacted me to that place."

"...This is orphanage xxxxx, you're speaking with its director, Mori Ougai."