Zombie apocalypses are curiously lacking a large array of common equipment that could neatly control the situation.
âBut we canât build walls to contain them!â
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty theyâre in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies canât move them. Plus theyâre nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
âBut we donât have easy ways to kill them!â
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what itâd do to a decaying human body? Itâs not pretty.
Now I know what youâre thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isnât enough.
How about a
tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?
OM NOM NOM NOM.
âBut we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies canât stop!â
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer donât have a chance and neither does a zombie.
âBut thatâs not good enough!â
NOW itâs time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
Country folk can survive
Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.




















