i cant breathe

OOF

if one more long haired healing crystal backpack vagabond chakra kava tea hippy says “you’ve piqued my interest here’s my number” to me I’ll throw a salt lamp at their face.

a long haired white kid with quartz around his neck sniffed my hair and told me i was different so i fucked him right there in that whole foods dumpster

I piggy backed my s/o on his longboard and when we got to his apartment he played one enya song on loop while he told me about the 3 different amethyst crystal cuts he had in his ass.

he told me i was special and different and bought me a vibrator but then called me a crazy bitch cause i missed his healing circle

He kept asking me to go kayaking but didn’t have a kayak or money for a kayak so we literally just walked waist high in lake water and he tried to fuck me in a mangrove tree and when I said no he said I was fucking up his chakras

in case you’re wondering lol

Welp

Are you fucking kidding me

Lmao

merry christmas

was she teleported there

me at straight clubs

Mood

she majors in art history and you can’t get her to shut up about wine

yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool

fuckin amazing 👏🏾🔥

this is the kind of art I want to see in the world

Someone please create a  full hip hop rendition of the Nutcracker, ASAP!