The Apprentice

Noise tolerance gap relationship

my upward spiral

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here

if you think that god doesn’t want people to sell jeans today then ma’am perhaps you should not be buying jeans today

[ID: a tumblr post edited to say: “not to be insensitive but some christian fundamentalists are so funny bitches like ‘i saw her at the Old Navy!!!’ girl... what were YOU doing at the Old Navy 👀” /end ID]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

*pointing at bunny* you know that thing would eat you if you were grass, right?

HEYOOO SO APPARENTLY THIS IS A SCAM! I CONTACTED TUMBLR AND IT'S A KNOWN SCAM AND IT'S ALL SO WEIRD

trips and falls and i just dont get up after

im not dead or anything i just dont feel like getting up

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

can’t wait for the day we all wake up to the Big Beautiful News™

The end of the world 🤞🤞🤞