being knightcore doesn't mean you have to be pro-monarchy. you can just swear your undying fealty to your best friend or your crush or something

at my fathers funeral hitting the bong of grief

every day i aspire to be insane flirtatious androgynous and violent just like bugs bunny

Self care is going into a corn field at night to get abducted by aliens

I wouldn't need pronouns if bitches weren't talking about me behind my back

I can't believe Taika Waititi made all the vampires gay, and now he's making all the pirates gay. literally no one else is doing it like him.

i dont believe anyone has npc energy in the sense that their thoughts and feelings dont matter but i did just walk past an old woman today who (presumably to no one) said “ive been dreaming of croissants…” and trailed off while i walked by her and i believe. that is a moment i will never know more about

firing gunshots (bad posts) to keep the property taxes (follower count) low