Andy here

This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.

fuck this place in particular 

Young spider shows off to momma spider who can’t be bothered.

“Mom, are you watching? Mom! Mom! You’re not watching!”

I have questions

To get to the other side

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

The major cause of Peter Parker’s problems is, in fact, Peter Parker.

Is this how actual SJWS pick their causes?

Save white Africa… like that’d be an SJW cause.

Down with male abortion…

Blame male dolphins 

Freedom from black freedom of speech

“Christians for white people who aren’t me”…

fedoras for wealthy furries….

HEY JUST A LITTLE REMINDER THAT THIS IS EXSISTING…like right now…..in the world.

this is never going to not be funny 

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

Bless you, Chris Pratt

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

This post needs some kind of warning sign.

I did not see that coming.

Some people say the English language is confusing. To which I say… It’s.

That’s the kind of linguist I’m.