but first chocolate

my favorite hobby is watching gilmore girls on repeat and ignoring my responsibilities 

You’ll always have a soft spot for the first female actress to make you question your sexuality.

"Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be. “Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking. She likes what he likes. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted cool girl. And for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax-stripped my pussy raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size two. I blew him semi-regularly. I lived in the moment. I was f u c k i n g game.”

Thank you, Patrick Rothfuss! Preach it.