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W A T E R

Still havent showered but bitch

So in 1899 Jack Kelly was 17? Right? So he must have been born in 1882.

And 1882 + 11 = 1893

Ya know who else was 11 in 1893?

Winnie Foster.

Hamilton: i never get no sleep cuz of yall, yall never gonna sleep cuz of me

Book of Mormon: welcome to bible study

Matilda: theres only one thing worse than a rapist… A CHILD

Beauty and the Beast: i dont need a degree to be a clothing hanger

Falsettos: I love you, b*tch

Fun Home: I’m a lesbian. I thought you were American.

Anastasia: Nah they usually tell me i look like Shalissa

Wicked: And they were roommates

Kinky Boots: WHAT ARE THOOOSE

Mean Girls: Its wednesday my dudes

Great Comet: Two shots of vodka

Spongebob: Squidward dabbing

Phantom of the Opera: AA, AAA, AAAA

In the heights: Well when life gives you lemons

Legally blonde: I spilt lipstick in your Valentino white bag

Newsies: Back at it again at Krispy Kreme *flips*

Amelie: STOPPPP i couldve dropped my CROISSANT

Heathers: Im a bad b*tch you cant kill me

Pippin: Is this allowed? Is that allowed????

Be more chill: *pours every soda drink into cup* F*ck you

Bonnie and Clyde: I wanna be a cowboy, baby

Dear Evan Hansen: two bros chillin in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay

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