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Someone tell the kids the hot new trend is speed running the hospital Mitch McConnell is in to get proof of life. If they got that far into the scientology buildings just imagine what they could do

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muskoxen

My friend just sent me this 😂

ratantics

Count Binface oozes more confidence and charisma in this 52 second clip than Farage ever has in his entire life and I'm actually going to be genuinely upset if he doesn't win.

beggars-opera

Mitch McConnell's pr team right now:

rupurteblr

i call this one “using tumblr as a person of color”

might update with more images at some point

the-uncanny-dag

Some of the ones I've accumulated

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a couple of addition to this post

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another

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Vote Binface

I love Count Binface for many reasons, but this perfect parody of dodgy election leaflet bar charts is pretty high up the list.

ayeforscotland

It appears that all parties with the exception of Restore are not going to entertain Farage’s media circus.

Count Binface - it is your time. People of Clacton, please do the funniest fucking thing that’s happened in UK politics for a while.

ayeforscotland

Shitposting at its finest.

evilsoup

if you haven't been paying attention to uk politics, we're now at the stages where "count binface" (who wears an upside-down bin on his head with eyeholes cut out like a medieval knight) is in with a shot of actually getting into parliament

corrya

COUNT BINFACE! WIN THE BY-ELECTION AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!

the-great-kraken

newsreader just had to genuinely ask this man "why would an intergalactic warrior want to stand for election in clacton" unserious fucking country

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penny-anna

what the hell is going on

penny-anna

i believe in you Binface. you can do it. this could be your moment.

them-faetale

Clacton has the opportunity to do the funniest fuckin thing now. I know you can do it, Binface!

Liking to charge, reblogging to cast.

iz-robin

One of these has the moral standing of a cartoon villain, the other might save the country.

Welcome to British politics.

stone-monkey

Looks like Nigel Farage (UK far right dipshit and conman) has resigned as MP to trigger a by-election. He'll be running again in a stunt to bring attention away from his undeclared multi-million donations, and to potray himself as against the establishment.

...except none of the major political parties are running in this election, currently leaving one opponent:

Count Binface

ceevee5

I, for one, welcome our new intergalactic overlord from Sigma IX.

no0dlru

I mean his Makerfield manifesto at least is pretty appealing

Also I needed to find the bin lid because I couldn't wrap my head around how much breakfast we were talking, and

I mean, fair, that's a massive bap

janusfnc14

COUNT BINFaCE PLEASE

q-branch-official

(praying feverishly) PLEASE let Count Binface beat Nigel Farage in clacton…PLEASE….Please…

fuck-u-maga

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