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Me: dear god, may u please bless me with $5

God:

Me: sigh guess I’ll just destroy my dick

My meat: huh what you sa-

Me:

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They have nine beverages between the two of them

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i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

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What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

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The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

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So was anyone gonna tell me that water isn’t a beverage or was I just stopped to find out in a Tumblr post about thirsty celebrities

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when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you

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i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill)

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing”

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steve upon seeing past steve: dammit now i have to kick my own ass ugh

tony upon seeing past tony: give that bitch a heart attack. kill him

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