Bark Like A God

Happy Valentine’s Day 💕

He barely has any wrath myths, and those are all understandable. A guys SAing his daughter, a guy killing his dragon-son and some idiot mortal daring to steal get his wife's attention (I guess for him it was like what for us humans it would've been for our girlfriend to "replace" us with a bee).

Idk, he seems kinda chill. He doesn't get angry when they compare certain people to him (which is seen a lot the Iliad), unlike other deities. Other deities have waaay more wrath myths.

I feel like he's more of ragebaiting other people. He likes making other people angry. THAT'S WHAT HE ENJOYS! Fueling people with wrath, making them act violently and, blinded by fury, jump off the ledge that ends in a blood-river.

I think he'd taunt Athena. She has so many wrath myths.

Athena: Ahhh you gay.

Artemis who doesn’t hunt animals anymore (humans do it enough) She now walks in clubs looking to hunt the real animal

Athena who donates hundreds of books to local libraries and schools

Apollo who watches all street musicians hoping their talents can get them a little money (He gives more than a little)

Dionysus who watches over everyone’s drinks at the bar making sure they stay safe

Zeus who makes it rain for the couples that just want to frolic and dance and kiss in the rain

Hera who donates to woman’s and SA survivors shelters

Ares who is at the forefront of every protest because those are battles too

Hestia who holds and keeps thousands of secrets so the ones who whispered them into flame don’t have to

Hades who let’s families get one last goodbye to a loved one before they die

Persephone who personally makes sure that the ones taken too early feel safe and secure in the Underworld

Demeter who gives Her best crops to food banks and homeless shelters

Hecate who is a street magician and does actual magical for the kids

Poseidon who finds the best seashells and leaves them on the beach for someone to find and treasure