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#a fairy and a vampire have an argument

small perky girlfriend trying to get her big lanky goth girlfriend out of bed because she promISED her they would go out today

Where’s the George Bush shoe throw guy when u need him

i know this is a joke but journalist Muntadhar al-Zaidi was detained and injured/tortured in detainment (”The treatment was cruel. There was beating and whipping. They broke my nose and teeth and leg. They also used electro shocks on me. I received all kinds of torture. I witnessed it with my naked eyes.”), was in prison (sentenced to 3 years), was released early, moved to Geneva and is now working on a humanitarian foundation to create free of charge children’s hospitals and orthopedic treatment centers staffed by Iraqi doctors

how fucked up is it that in our generation a good chunk of relatable comedic content is about how much we hate life, dread living, and want to die? say a joke like that in front of somebody from an older generation though and they will go on a tangent about how you shouldn’t say stuff like that and you should be happy for the life you live.

I had a dream abt weed

When we go back to the sea, we are returning from whence we came.