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cherry valley forever
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Jules of Nature
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Kaledo Art
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Me at the beginning of this year: I’m so gonna fix my life dude this is gonna be the year everything changes I’m not gonna let anything slip through the cracks it’s time to live
Me approaching the end of March:
slut era
“Once in a Lifetime” with every second beat removed
mayflies in a shelter a new missile in and out of the world and you and yourself be high off a lawnmobile and you’re so beautiful, huh with a wife a new missile fails how can he?
getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)
may i ask her you are worse may i ask her kiss that lovemobile a newmade elf this is beautiful how and you yourself this is not a cool wife!
getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)
say the word silver wool civil war is it ever one save a wolf slipperwort sandalwood several words
nothing water a moose udder autumnal feel the water bury them all
*several seconds of what i imagine it sounds like on board a sinking submarine*
getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water flounder) into the floodgate (into the sauna) into the runestone (there is wonder)
getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)
hey ask her is that house newmade elf that high tune i ask her right bum i say to you mike, what hat i’m in?
getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water flounder) into the floodgate (into the sauna) into the runestone (there is wonder)
getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)
demons and elves famous in hours hey man is there a wolf a land one holding up icarus civil war with civil words
and sell the world same as it is is it ever is it ever kitten among us cousin elsa’s dead the twist is he’s the twister
and he’s a dick (heading october) he’s a rebel he’s a devil (getting knocked over) he’s the devil
kissing a lime (and owo me) petting a gopher (water thunder)…
dungeon food... ah, dungeon food...

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I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them
Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?
Yes tell me the things !!
1. Supernatural
2. Doctor Who
3. Sherlock (BBC)
I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years
forever sick and tired of people bringing up the muppet christmas carol when talking about interspecies muppet reproduction
the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.
please use actual canon muppet material and muppet interviews in your reseach
I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.
Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.
pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century
#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)
I'm crying. Here's a photo of a sailor from the Götheborg watching over the little sailboat in tow:
From the story:
We repeatedly emphasized that we were aboard a small 8-meter sailboat, but the response was the same each time: "We are a 50-meter three-masted sailboat, and we offer our assistance in towing you to Paimpol." We were perplexed by the size difference between our two boats, as we feared being towed by a boat that was too large and at too fast a speed that could damage our boat. The arrival of the Götheborg on the scene was rapid and surprising, as we did not expect to see a merchant ship from the East India Company of the XVIII century. This moment was very strange, and we wondered if we were dreaming. Where were we? What time period was it? The Götheborg approached very close to us to throw the line and pass a large rope. The mooring went well, and our destinies were linked for very long hours, during which we shared the same radio frequency to communicate with each other. The crew of the Götheborg showed great professionalism and kindness towards us. They adapted their speed to the size of our boat and the weather conditions. We felt accompanied by very professional sailors. Every hour, the officer on duty of the Götheborg called us to ensure everything was going well.[...] This adventure, very real, was an incredible experience for us. We were extremely lucky to cross paths with the Götheborg by chance and especially to meet such a caring crew. Dear commander and crew of the Götheborg, your kindness, and generosity have shown that your ship is much more than just a boat. It embodies the noblest values of the sea, and we are honored to have had the chance to cross your path and benefit from your help.
"Our destinies were linked for very long hours" is just knocking me out.
may i share with you the best video on the internet
Hardware store saturday
1999-2003 Renault Scénic

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seeing everyone just mindlessly sign up for threads despite all the clear warning signs feels like I’m living in Sailor Moon or a magical girl anime episode where the Monster of the Day just set up shop over night and their product is literally draining your lifeforce for the Dark Kingdom but people keep going there
need reasons to vote for frank columbo? consider voting for the og rumpled brown detective today, he is always covered in crumbs and is a hero for many everywhere!
@thegreatbigdetectivepolll
I blazed this post yesterday as a kind of "event" for one of Tumblr's unofficial "holidays", and right now it's a little bit past the halfway point in the campaign (it was approved later than I expected).
I have to say it's not doing badly, and has been an interesting experience to follow!
Is this literally what it is? It’s just It’s Gonna Be May but we’re riffing on his hair? Please, I’m so gullible. This is the real thing that it is, right?
Yup! It went from captioned screenshots or gifs of Justin Timberlake from the music video making fun of his pronunciation of "me" as "may" (+/- the "roses are red" type poetry), that specifically say "It's Gonna Be May",
To unrelated (and often uncaptioned) pictures of Justin from any old thing/era, that people understood as "it's gonna be May",
To an obscure reference to his "ramen noodle hair" era vis-a-vis a block of uncooked ramen that takes the place of the picture of Justin!
So now, during the last week of April when you see:
Roses are red,
April is grey,
But in a few days,
Then you understand via the chain of logic that "uncooked ramen noodles" = unrelated photo of Justin Timberlake = "it's gonna be May"!
This is one of my favorite memes because it's so many levels iterated from the original. :3
Anyway here's another:
it's like the dodge ball now representing Apollos gift of prophecy to random Tumblr posts. we're starting to speak in hieroglyphics

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