I just really like robots.

Me approaching the end of March:

getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)

may i ask her you are worse may i ask her kiss that lovemobile a newmade elf this is beautiful how and you yourself this is not a cool wife!

getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)

say the word silver wool civil war is it ever one save a wolf slipperwort sandalwood several words

nothing water a moose udder autumnal feel the water bury them all

*several seconds of what i imagine it sounds like on board a sinking submarine*

getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water flounder) into the floodgate (into the sauna) into the runestone (there is wonder)

getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)

hey ask her is that house newmade elf that high tune i ask her right bum i say to you mike, what hat i’m in?

getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water flounder) into the floodgate (into the sauna) into the runestone (there is wonder)

getting a dough fire (and owo me) letting the dough fry (water thunder) into the floodgate (into the maw) kissing a lime (water flounder)

demons and elves famous in hours hey man is there a wolf a land one holding up icarus civil war with civil words

and sell the world same as it is is it ever is it ever kitten among us cousin elsa’s dead the twist is he’s the twister

and he’s a dick (heading october) he’s a rebel he’s a devil (getting knocked over) he’s the devil

2. Doctor Who

the kids kermit and piggy "have" in that movie are not hypothetical children they could have. they're actors. in all the muppet adaptations of classic literature the point is that the muppets are acting. kermit is acting as bob crachit, piggy is acting as emily crachit, and so on and so forth. it's literally in the opening credits. tiny tim isn't kermit and piggy's child in an alternate universe. it's robin, kermit's nephew, playing the part of tiny tim.

From the story:

We repeatedly emphasized that we were aboard a small 8-meter sailboat, but the response was the same each time: "We are a 50-meter three-masted sailboat, and we offer our assistance in towing you to Paimpol." We were perplexed by the size difference between our two boats, as we feared being towed by a boat that was too large and at too fast a speed that could damage our boat. The arrival of the Götheborg on the scene was rapid and surprising, as we did not expect to see a merchant ship from the East India Company of the XVIII century. This moment was very strange, and we wondered if we were dreaming. Where were we? What time period was it? The Götheborg approached very close to us to throw the line and pass a large rope. The mooring went well, and our destinies were linked for very long hours, during which we shared the same radio frequency to communicate with each other. The crew of the Götheborg showed great professionalism and kindness towards us. They adapted their speed to the size of our boat and the weather conditions. We felt accompanied by very professional sailors. Every hour, the officer on duty of the Götheborg called us to ensure everything was going well.[...] This adventure, very real, was an incredible experience for us. We were extremely lucky to cross paths with the Götheborg by chance and especially to meet such a caring crew. Dear commander and crew of the Götheborg, your kindness, and generosity have shown that your ship is much more than just a boat. It embodies the noblest values of the sea, and we are honored to have had the chance to cross your path and benefit from your help.

need reasons to vote for frank columbo? consider voting for the og rumpled brown detective today, he is always covered in crumbs and is a hero for many everywhere!

To unrelated (and often uncaptioned) pictures of Justin from any old thing/era, that people understood as "it's gonna be May",

To an obscure reference to his "ramen noodle hair" era vis-a-vis a block of uncooked ramen that takes the place of the picture of Justin!

So now, during the last week of April when you see:

Roses are red,

April is grey,

But in a few days,

Anyway here's another: