Space Pirate

Legends only

Reblog for wholesome good luck

When someone tries to do the bro handshake with me and idk what to do

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

Your professor was trying to fight God

Reblogging this because I just noticed that Ariel has robot legs and that is 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Waluigi speaking coherent English is a terrifying reality I didnt voluntarily sign up for

even worse when what he says in coherent english is “don’t expect mouth to mouth”