killin' it

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

youre not nothingburger in fact you are everything bagel

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

I love that this joke works in English even though it's not written in English.

you'd think that "inhuman thing that isn't a person but speaks like a person and talking to it will slowly drive you mad" would only be found in folktales and fables and so on. but no. chatgpt

age 111: Bilbo Baggins themed birthday party

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought