Tired Space Captain

you have gross perverted thoughts about me?? that's so sweet

honse...

honse.

not to be a pervert or anything but media should have more sex in it

but seriously why is it ok that i can watch an extended, minutes long animated scene of someone having their guts pulled out through their abdomen but even alluding to sex is seen as spicy

you can fantasise about extreme acts of violence and death but the moment you get excited about sex you must be a horrible pervert

actually i think being horny is a valid feeling and more art should make you horny

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

Yall be like I can’t be a sex pest I’m nonbinary

thinking once again about how there is a sedative called droperidol. droperidoll.

dolly fallover needs 50ccs of droperidoll to calm down

THATS SO MUCH ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HER????

Nobody talks about double penetration in the same hole and how hot it is that two cocks are frotting in there

Constant occurrence where I’m like “I’m sort of pent up, but I’m an adult who can watch adult videos and jack off about it if I want to” and then I watch adult videos for like an hour and then turn off my laptop and realize ten minutes later that I completely forgot the “jorking it” step. I spent the whole hour critiquing the plot and camera work stonefaced and utterly flaccid

Fully clothed and bored looking guy sitting on his bed making snide remarks about the quality of the lighting, camerawork, and sound design in this film and then you look at his laptop screen and it’s just pornography