Full Sized Chicken Nugget

fellatio would be a beautiful name for a renaissance prince

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant 

Wait how the hell does she have two different bangs at once

You cannot comprehend the powers of an italian woman from new jersey

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

Absolutely hilarious. 😭😭😭

This is the best interpretation of the mushroom post.

one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

world heritage post