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This whole post is probably the best advertisement for why you should train voluntary medical behaviors with your pets long before they have health issues. If your cat is used to you fussing with their ears and eyes and has been taught that allowing it gets them super high value rewards, then when you do have to smear goop in their eyes or put drops in their ears you’re starting with something that is a normal part of their day and something they like - not with an interaction they’d already hate even before you introduced the medicine. 

I miss fall. I didn’t have a good fall this year. I wish I could rewind time and redo it.

Yeah, same

Soundcloud rappers really are the answer to the question “what if people were procedurally generated”

when ya hit random on the character creator in an rpg

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This is such glorious trash.

Holy crap, surreal-memes just shitposted so hard that they created brilliant modern art instead

I don’t trust people who don’t like 80s pop music like what are you? straight? grow up

my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that I couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child