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Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Bro is a dog.

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

Good word I wish that winter made me feel a “deep sense of wonderful melancholy” or something poetic, I spend most of winter and late autumn feeling like that one image of that miserable kitten.

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

Dude’s got pipes

Damn he is BELTING it.

I play this EVERY single time it crosses my dash. This is joy.

@oneshoeshort

IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.

Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.

btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222

REBLOG

i felt like this was important idk

PLEASE REBLOG!

In Canada, 1-844-764-7669 will connect you with a national poison control center

Take me to the emergency room and call poison control. 😓

LISTEN TO THEM

THIS!! Coming from a survivor, never force water down a person’s throat, there’s a high likelihood of aspiration. Take them to the ER immediately or call your emergency number.