Tumblr’s Shitpost Wizard

DAMN IT

FINALLY, a tumblr post I can send to my mother!!!

Sometimes my dad likes to put little pills in my food. And in those pills is more of the food.

Bro is a dog.

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

Good word I wish that winter made me feel a “deep sense of wonderful melancholy” or something poetic, I spend most of winter and late autumn feeling like that one image of that miserable kitten.

Reblog if you honestly have NEVER sent anon hate.

It pains me that only 14,000 people can honestly reblog this

Beyond perfect 🤣👍

Dude’s got pipes

Damn he is BELTING it.

I play this EVERY single time it crosses my dash. This is joy.