His Persephone

Not a single original experience. 😭

just realized i will never know what sex feels like for a man i am actually heartbroken right now

cannon event for every child: watching a movie by yourself and suddenly mom walks in on the most ungodly, unexpected, freakiest scene imaginable

The most innocent scene in a PG film suddenly sounded eerily similar to sexual moaning, causing my mother to burst into my room like the Kool-Aid Man and demand to know why Shaun the Sheep was getting freaky. Would not recommend that experience.

theres a lot of talk about nerd cock on here

I always wanna ruin a nerd fr

that nerd cant handle psych ward pussy ull kill him

Don’t underestimate my nerd 😏

All I'm saying is my hips are extremely soft and grabbable

I tried to choke them, but they liked it, so this is Plan B.

Girls just want…bicep pics! Hope this helps! <33

he’s so cute…… fuck.

He may be older, but nevertheless he’s my baby 🥰💞

cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

Alternatively, they make themselves at home right on your boobs.

can i throat it to the base i’m sorry i mean can i throat it to the base wait shit sorry i mean can i throat it to the base

Daddy? 🥺 Oops, I’m sorry, I meant… Daddy? 🥺 Wait, shit, sorry… Daddy? 🥺

Praise makes my brain go fuzzy 😵‍💫