·:¨༺ ♱ “I NEED TO HAVE A PARTY, YOU BETTER HAVE A PARTY!” ♱ ༻¨:·
☆ Hi!! My name is Kelly/askew, I use all pronouns + neos (hy/hymn/hys, vie/vieym/vies pronounced vi vim vis), and I am a selfshipper!! I lean more towards the familial aspect of selfshipping, but I also have romantic F/Os as well. I am fine with sharing my f/os!! The only exception is Vash (not comfy with romantic selfshippers, selective with familial). That's it literally just one guy LMAO he has been my dad for 6 years bless his heart
☆ I mainly post about whatever enamours me at the moment, hyperfixations coming and going and whatnot :) Most of the media's I indulge in are action-packed, full of spooks, campy fun, painfully 90s-2000s, and full of symbolism! Sometimes I make graphics and banners of whatever I like also, sometimes I take requests n sometimes not :D
☆ I love to draw and write, and I hope to be a comic book artist/writer in the future. I love collecting/watching obscure or niche media, especially if it's full of symbolism and creative point of views. I'm open to give anything a shot, even if it's in a genre I've never ventured into before. I love gardening also!!! As of writing, I have 7-8 plants growing in my room, and 12 more growing outside with a whole hoarde of flowers waiting to sprout. Perfume/scents are another thing I'm interested in as well, and I currently have over 50-60 perfumes and colognes to my name. Don't ask how many incense sticks/cones I have I've lost count long ago
·:¨༺ ♱ “--AND STAY OUT!” ♱ ༻¨:· ੭﹕ ̊ ̟
꒷꒦ DNI if you are... ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦
a terf, a proshipper, or an exclusionist
a tankie, an NSFW blog or a radqueer
zionist or a tcc fan/columbiner
a transmedicalist/truscuman
RPF/parasocial selfshipper
a TME/TMA user
an ai user (including c.ai guys)
a fan or enthusiast of boyfriend to death or you kill me every time
IF YOU POST UNTAGGED NSFW OF MY FAMILIALS OR YOU ARE OVERLY WEIRD ABOUT THEM TO ME. happened way too many times guys cmon now
a romantic selfshipper with vash the stampede
heavy or uncritical tadc/hazbin hotel fan
·:¨༺ ♱ “LETS SEE IF YOU'RE ON THE LIST...” ♱ ༻¨:·
੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ F/O List includes... ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦
☆ FAMILIAL ☆
☆ Jeff The Killer - Creepypasta - go to sleep! 🔪🩸
☆ Hobo Heart - Creepypasta -do you value your heart? 💀🫀
☆ Puppeteer - Creepypasta - you’re alone here aren’t you? 🪡🎭
☆ Postal Dude - Postal 2 + Postal 3 + Postal 4 - i regret nothing 📋✂️🕶
☆ Vash the Stampede - Trigun 98 + Trigun maximum + Badlands rumble - love is a wonderful place to hide 🕊🤞🍩
☆ Nicholas D. Wolfwood - Trigun 98 + Trigun maximum(?) + Badlands rumble - knock knockin on heavens door 🚬⚰✝️
☆ Simon Henriksson - Cry Of Fear - pulsewidth 💉📸🪓
☆ 2D - Gorillaz - tomorrow comes today 🚬🎙
☆ Pickles - Metalocalypse - ey douchebaeg! 🥁🍺🧀 ☆
☆ Spike Spiegel - Cowboy Bebop - see you space cowboy🚬👁
☆ Jet Black - Cowboy Bebop - time never stands still 🦾🪴
☆ Columbo - Columbo - just one more thing... 🚬☕
☆ Karl - Law of Talos/Castle of Nations - you shoot like a girl... 🎻🦜
☆ Climber - Law of Talos/Castle of Nations/Endzone - i love your shirt! ⛏🧸
☆ Chimbley Sweep - Law of Talos/Endzone - [no tag yet]
☆ Linda Belcher - Bob's Burgers - [no tag yet]
☆ Turbo - Wreck It Ralph - turbotastic! 🏎️🏆
☆ Felix - Wreck it Ralph - i can fix it! 🛠🧢
☆ Ralph - Wreck it Ralph - [no tag yet]
♡ ROMANTIC ♡
♡ Skips Shadley - Date Everything - my penumbra 🖤👥
♡ Touta Matsuda - Death Note - sepia colored stars 👔🩹
♡ Pete White - Venture Bros. - big whup... i have better Hair! 💟🔬🥼
♡ Ace D. Copular - All PPG/CN/Gorillaz media (except fusion fall) - well well well…💚♠️
♡ Smile - Pop'n Music - SEXY SEXY ☠💙
♡ Donatello Hamato - TMNT 2012 - I LOVE BEING A TURTLE - 💜🧪
♡ Lance Galahad - Braindead 13 - hiya pal! 🕹️⚡
♡ Rodrick Heffley- Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies - rodrick rules 🥁🧷
♡ Jerry stokes - The Eltingville club/Welcome to Eltingville - secretary of fantasy 💚🌙
♡ Red Action - O.K K.O - one dynamite gal 💥🦾
♡ Froggy - Dream BBQ - you're late! 🖤🔳🤍
♡ Young Neil Nordegraf - all Scott Pilgrim media - i'll grow out of it 🎮🤎🎞
♡ Matthew Patel - All Scott Pilgrim Media - [no tag yet]
♡ Knives Chau - All Scott Pilgrim Media - [no tag yet] **separate universe from Neil and Matthew
♡ Bodhi Windbreaker - Date Everything - [no tag yet]
♡ Florence - Date Everything - [no tag yet]
♡ Robo-Ky - Guilty Gear - UTOPIAAA!!! 💙⚡🤖
·:¨༺ ♱ “WOAH THERE!” ♱ ༻:·
੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦ Here are some of my boundaries... ੭﹕ ̊ ̟ ꒷꒦
I am fine with both minors (15+) and adults following me, just be aware that this blog contains, handles, and depicts heavy/dark topics (ONCE AGAIN PROSHIPPERS DNI), since a good portion of media my F/Os come from are intended for mature audiences (examples: Postal Dude, Simon Henriksson, Touta Matsuda, etc).
I also swear and reclaim slurs as well on my blog, and often don't put CWs relating to those two things on my posts unless the context calls for it.
You can @ me using my main handle @/askewhammer, but I'd much prefer for you to tag this blog instead, mainly just for organization purposes.
You can draw fanart of my selfships!! No matter what level of skill you have, I will always value any piece that comes my way :)
You can always send in asks about my ships!! Just be aware that I am. Very terribly slow at responding. My apologies.
I can deny any divider/graphic request for ANY REASON, and that includes having NO REASON also. Arguing will get you nowhere except one quick click to the blocklist.
If you’re requesting more than one type of media (dividers + masks, PNGs + dividers, etc) please separate them into different asks. Once again, organizational purposes.
If you’re asking for dividers based on a character, please include the media they’re from. Bonus points if you give a mood/pinterest board based off their vibe!!
I am very forgetful and have memory issues, so if I owe you an art trade or a commission and it’s been weeks, PLEASE remind me. I get caught up in a bunch of stuff typically so it’s very very easy for me to slip up.
·:¨༺ ♱ “COME AGAIN SOON…” ♱ ༻¨:·
