human golden retriever

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

the memeification of fascism is a proven method of perpetuating and instilling it in other people. Layers of irony will not protect you once you adopt racist, sexist, ableist, transphobic terminology into your lexicon. you'll be acknowledging and nursing the mindsets and connotations borne of those words.

Almost 57 years ago!

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

Plot Like A Eunuch Fuck Like A Emperor

something i actually just realized on call w some friends recently is how crazey it is that your online friends are as many as thousands of feet above or below u right now. like if you teleported to their location without changing your height above sea level, well your fucked in some way basically

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

youre going to play wow classic? you know fable 2 exists right?

youre playing fable 2? you do realize mount and blade exists right

you’re going to plY mount and blade? why not come join me in my viva piñata heaven

you’re going to Vica piaa h? Why not come do rocks with me