getting real weird and wacky with it

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming

Tee, (and i cannot stress this enough) hee

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi