The Monologues

Being an elder child comes with such a weird and exhausting life. I don't know about anyone else, but for me, I am forever in the loop of "I am so happy my sibling has a better life" but I also want to mourn for my childhood which I never got to live.

My maths is not mathing the way I need it to math rn and it is making me wanna die from the anxiety!

We’re all a little broken in places no one can see, aren’t we? And maybe that’s why nostalgia hurts—it reminds us of pieces we can’t get back.

Some days it feels like everything is so close to falling apart, but maybe those are the days we're closest to figuring it out.

Kindly. Romance. Your. Girlfriend. Even. After. She. Becomes. Your. Girlfriend!!!!

I don’t expect all the men to be the best at understanding the difficulties women face all the time even in those same everyday situations as you, but the least a girl can expect is your effort to understand it.

I wish that the father of my children will never be like the father of my mother’s children.

During a fight, a girl's mood keeps switching between “I demand angry make-outs” and “Imma murder this man and regret it later” real quick.