Weird Internet Trash

Nearly blocked someone for a vaguely annoying reply they made in 2017 then remembered 2017 was 9 years ago. They will live. We can change *opens their blog* nevermind they got worse. Guards

i wish there was a way to say "you're right, but this is really ineffective and even counterproductive messaging to anyone who doesn't already agree with you" without sounding like an asshole

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

they should invent a type of drawing that doesnt make you die later from poison damage

Is a tiny cat playing a harp blasé to you people?? You don't even have time to give her a little like for her recital 🥺?

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

isn't that that Tolkien book

If I was a tree, I would use my mycelium network to spread lies for clout

England isn't a real country, stupid. England is a lie to sell you more Doctor Who

Wales is real though, where else would they film Doctor Who

@headcanonsandmore

you simply have to make your own post. there's no choice about it you Have to learn how to Make Your Own Post. I'm begging and screaming for you to make your own brand new original post and not say That on My Post. it's so easy. it might even be cool and mature and darkly chic and secretly leftist to make your own post. making your own post is like wearing headphones to watch tiktoks on public transit, probably, in a way. river water, socks, your own post, etc. please.

every time someone realizes they dont have to pick between being a boy or a girl an angel gets its wings btw. and also extremely loud cheering can be heard in the distance from me specifically

I just could not have been a villain in the BBC Merlin universe like you make one light threat to the kingdom and now here comes Arthur and his loyal dog Merlin, and Merlin’s loyal dog Gwaine, his other loyal dog Lancelot, Lancelot and Gwaine’s loyal dog Percival, and Arthur’s other two loyal dogs Leon and Elyan. I tried telling them that I’d stop if someone sacrificed themselves and there was like 4 volunteers I’m clocking out