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My bank was out of fucking envelopes. They gave me a Halloween bag full of money. I told them I felt like I was robbing the place.

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This is the lucky tall Betsy. Reblog and within 24 hours and lucky tall Betsy will grant you an irrelevantly festive bag full o’ moneys.

Haha

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Always reblog @thedeathmerchant and Tall Betsy and get that money, because failure to do so means you’ll be a broke and basic bitch on Halloween **cries** lol.

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#this fucking house #gahhh I love that movie #IT 2017

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Here’s the final painting of from yesterday’s fan video!! I’m so glad I can recreate one of your drawings and It was so much fun putting this together. Hope you enjoy it!! :)🔮✨

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What to do when you know some people are talking some shit about you but you're not tj lane to call them and make yourself clear?

😂let ‘me fucking talk and don’t pay them any mind 💅🏼

the-lurking-reader

Half the time when these people talk shit, it’s because they’re that desperate for attention. Starve them of that attention, and watch how fast they shut the fuck up and realize how completely irrelevant they are. Works almost every single time, I promise lol.

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2016: Everyone wants to murder the first clown who even looks at them sideways. 2017: *IT comes out* Now everyone wants to fuck Pennywise The Dancing Clown up, down, sideways, 9 ways from Sunday. In a sewer, on the stairs, in a church -- hell, y’all don’t care.

The internet is a weird place, but fuck it - it is kinda hilarious when you think about it lol.

#pennywise #clown fuckers #it #it 2017 #btw this is NOT shading any of the clown fuckers #its really just to point out that the internet shifts its attentions faster than you can blink your eyes and I do find that to be hilarious #in its own way

quotespile

The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.

Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via quotespile)

That awkward moment when people ask a question on their blog, but have their anon turned off.

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When people call while I’m on a bathroom break at work...

#work #jobs #retail #lol #funny memes

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Comfort Zone

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