The Kurlzz

Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL

This is art

u guys,,,,,, actually want to fuck monsters? like literally actually for real??? u see a huge terrifying monster and think big sexy??? u wanna scary ass bloodthirsty beast to fuck u??? a mothman???? a wearwoof??? VENOM????????????? these arent just memes??? not just jokes??????? u guys arent joking?????????

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

So many people reblogging this or commented without understanding what this is. Y'all wanna be outraged so badly lol just relax!

I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.

The number of notes on this pleases both my ego and my fragile faith in humanity.

Adding on, “extra hole boy”, or “pussy boy” are equally abominable ways to refer to trans men.

Dont use Shim, shehe/heshe, chick with a dick d*ckgirl or c*ntboy either

and if you use “it” to dehumanize any trans person i will personally come to your house, break down your door, and piss on everything you own

‘Sissy’ and ‘trap’ are also utterly reprehensible…

Also if you call a trans woman futa I will kick your fucking teeth in

Please yes, im fucking sick of people looking at and consuming futinari culture and think that’s what we are

is it okay for a person who is not trans to reblog this?

Given the fact this is a legit list of words that trans people don’t want to be called/don’t want to hear, I hereby decree this post may be reblogged by everyone who wants to spread the word that these words are NOT ACCEPTABLE.

ngl having been called a transvestite to my face not real sure I like that one either.

Transvestite or transexual

Also if you call yourself “TRANSROMANTIC” i hate you and you’re trash

EXCEPTIONS for trans folks who are accustomed to “transsexual” terminology for themselves

The AIDS crisis literally happened one generation before us….like my mom graduated from college around when it started. Let’s please stop pretending this is ancient history and that living members of our community are still affected by it.

Quick,You now live your icon's life,HOW SCREWED ARE YOU?

My band mates just kicked me out of the band we started together. My entire (ex)fandom hates me. I'm sexist. Racist. Transphobic. Islamphonic. And probably a stones throw away from wearing a tinfoil hat because I buy into conspiracy theories so damn much. I've dropped off of social media after finishing an album and everyone is spreading drastic rumors about why I vanished. Also my best friend is basically dying and the other one is married to the best looking women I've ever seen and I'm lonely as fuck because no girl can stand me. Fuck I'm screwed.

Damn the undead army is still kicking However, j-dog should probably have been called j-cat cuz he likes them more and Matt is 100% annoying and is generally ignored by the older fandom because seriously, Jesus Christ Matt. And why is Johnny daddy now? Please god no.

you know whats weird?? guys are constantly being teased for being whipped by their gf’s for doing basic things like spending time w her and respecting her, but women who literally cook and clean up after their bfs and do everything for them to an unhealthy extent are just being ‘good girlfriends’ like isn’t there something wrong w that