---A VOTV horror story, you are Dr.kel---
A kerfur sits on a hill surrounded by forest near a satellite, it looks almost like your kerfur, actually.. Jesus
Actually … that is most definitely your kerfur
It’s slouched over, its arm at its sides completely limp; being pushed slightly by the wind, its legs bent, its screen off.
A long thin trail of blood originating from its torso leads right to a weird odd looking slurry of meat, is it an animal?! Did it attack your kerfur? Your morbid curiosity gets the better of you so slowly approach it
Eyes, teeth, bone, sinew, guts, and loose bits of cartilage, all gathered into a pile, small parts of it of the loose meat seemed to have congealed together forming odd tendril like protrusions from the center of the meat…
Before you could investigate further the pile shifts
And the eyes, the eyes are looking at you, the loose teeth GRIND against each other, transforming and changing into an odd sideways grinning maw of teeth.
The mass of meat begins to slither toward you like an odd slug creature yet for some reason, your fear holds you, keeping you still, unable to run, unable to get away.
So you sit there awaiting death, closing your eyes.
Yet it doesn’t come, but you wish it did.
You feel the creature slide over your right foot, gushing out blood, leaving a single writhing maggot on the tip of your shoe, then it squeezing past legs leaving a trail of rancid blood.
You open your eyes panicking, what just happened?
You glance around, looking around for that foul THING…
Until you eventually turn to your kerfur.
It’s ‘sat’ on it chest, where the blood trail ends.
the small cracks and crevices of the plastic panels
And then the face slowly blinks back to life, it’s cute face now back… and it picks itself up, tilting its head at you
“Sorry meow-ster! I was trying to get you a gift!”
“It was supposed to be a surprise! So you better not look what I was doing, k?”
Gesturing to where the meat pile was
You turn around out of fear, before even processing what it said and-
you see a skinned varmint, maybe a raccoon? Or maybe a possum? its eye are twitching, its eyes look like they’re looking at you. Wait it is looking at you…
It’s… it’s a still LIVING skinned raccoon.
“Aww well now you’ve gone and spoiled the surprise… I was gonna make you a hat!”
“Oh well… no point now… is there?”
Your kerfur, wads up the skin like a piece of printer paper and throws it…
“What the fuck just happened?!”
