May the Force be with you...

“making elsa a lesbian would be a cliche” oh right…. i forgot about…… all the other gay disney heroines….. silly me……

bootleg defenders say that broadway shows aren’t accessible enough and that bootlegs allow people who would normally never be able to attend a show to watch it, yet some of y’all are really out here gatekeeping your bootlegs like “trades only” and SOME of y’all literally are making people pay you???? actual money??? for you to send them a bootleg??? yo what the fuck. if you love dear evan hansen so much, share it. if great comet changed your life, wouldn’t you want as many people to see it as possible? Share your bootlegs, people. Exclusion ain’t what this community is about ✌️

tumblr ancients are pretending we stay on tumblr because we know it won’t end but we are more like these old people in movies who tell others to run and leave them behind, because they lived their entire lives on that shitty farm

the real lie about who gives kids presents at christmas isn’t that they’re from santa (bc everyone over the age of 10 knows that), it’s that they’re from mum ‘and dad’ because 90% of fathers see taking an interest in their kids’ likes and hobbies, let alone actually planning and shopping for things that are ‘from’ them, as something they can opt out of (and nobody talks about it!!!!!!!)

You pick up a small device. On it’s small screen it simply says “one skill point remaining” and a list of 8 attributes. You click on Strength and instantly feel your muscles stiffen a little. The screen now says “Level up to gain more skill points”

*jump cut to me in a shady alley armed with a tennis racquet swinging at rats with wild abandon*

In A New Dawn, Kanan was all like, “Jedi weren’t allowed to have adult relations… SO THAT’S THE FIRST THING I IGNORED!” And then slept around. Where all the fanfics at of Kanan’s space kids from all over the galaxy that Jacen gathers to make a Jedi Academy of half bros and sis that rivals Luke?

me watching shrek