A Tiny Dunce Cap Resting Atop the Human Heart

Dead wife photo

when i say “something is wrong with him” it’s usually said positively btw

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

And no one in the lb has been brave enough to try nasty soup yet...

@erniesbouncycurls eats Nasty Soup inironically!!!

Remember how it felt to be a .500 team? Wasn't that great, jeff? Wasn't it amazing? Yk what couldve felt even better? If we were a winning team. Jeff.

Happy pride there is magic in the world and its stored in the space between you and other people

I heavily fw bro

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog