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Oh OK was nobody gonna tell me JE'VON WARD WEARS GLASSES????

#ADORABLE!!!!!#Buffalo bisons #Je'Von Ward

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NOBODY TALK TO ME

#He's literally so cute I could die

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another good ernie save ◡̈

|| chicago white sox vs. toronto blue jays || july 18th, 2026 ||

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Vladdy Louie Moment (Vladdy barks here you can't see it but he does)

July 18th 2026

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Watching the Jays on Apple TV feels like the inverse of a pill wrapped in cheese. My aged cheddar is wrapped in a chalky aspirin crust.

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louie & myles (victim weight) straw

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IM GONNA PUKEEEE

@varlands @basingballs @donttelltheelff @blueharlems @breaddo

#Myles really is the Designated Brother of this team #Disturbs shit to a legendary degree assigns music incredibly well #Provides us simpering fans with crucial BTS content #Including the only photograph that exists of Ernie's nipples

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introducing all-stars 2B ernie clement and SP dylan cease ◡̈

|| mlb all star game || july 14th, 2026 ||

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Davis and Ernie at yesterday's JaysCare event @ Barberians

#Thinking about them again #That first one....

tendietandem

i'm still laying on the floor thinking abt Davis proudly wearing his signed Ernie WBC jersey that says LOVE YOU to the All Star Game. And thinking about his Dad fuckin posting abt it on Twitter.

#mr schneider thank u for all you do #by which i mean posting all your son's business online for us to read #truly i can see where davis gets his lack of filter from

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oneofyour-99-problems

i adore how blue jays fans CANNOT properly compliment our players. No "wow, what a good pitch" or "he hit that so well great job"

its all freaky shit like "omg he so sexy imma suck his dick"

i wouldnt change it for a thing y'all are great and i hope one day a blue jays player gets tumblr and sees this

#Jays players never come to Tumblr thanks #I can yell about how I'm going to gnaw on their biceps at the skydome plenty

nightmarebuntrotation

commentator: now, no one's thinking of manufacturing runs here in the first inning of the all-star game. they're thinking of going yard.

the AL: fuck you. ground ball single. ground ball single. ground ball single

majorleagueupdates

BREAKING: inside sources have revealed that things are gonna get psychosexual after the All-Star Break. So keep an eye on that.

donttelltheelff

CRASGING OUTTTT ABT DAVIS AND ERN RN HOLY FUUUCCJK

mojsvijet

FELL TO MY KNEES IN THE DAMN BULK BARN

donttelltheelff

LIKE ARE WE SEEING THIS ARE YOU WITH ME HELLO

based--ball

[Image 1: Tweet from @/bballdad44745 (Davis Schneider's dad) with a photo from behind of Davis Schneider at the all-star game wearing an Ernie Clement Team USA baseball jersey, with text "At All Star game… saw a random Ern Dog fan… #AllStarGame" /End description]

[Image 2: Zoomed in view of the back of the jersey, showing that it is signed by Ernie Clement. Text on the jersey reads "To Schneebs One of the best guys I've ever met and one of my best friends. Love you. (illegible bit) UR HIM [Ernie's signature] /End description]

#BRO I AM GONNA FUCKIGILL MY SELF IM GONNA EJD IT R YOU KIDDDING MEEEEEEEE

walk-up-songs

Everyone needs to get into watching minor leagues. Now, now, now. Watch the AHL, ECHL. Watch G league. Watch single A, high A, Dominican Summer League. Watch 2nd and 3rd tier development leagues. There is so much joy and heartbreak and triumph and loss and love and life in the minor leagues, everyone needs to watch them.

#Been a minor league fan for years #I used to live walking distance to a farm team and caught games weekly when they were home #Lately I have been driving two hours to go see another farm team #Also a farm team got moved to a city under an hour drive from me and even though they're not MY teams farm team that might also be fun #Drafting & development is one of the most interesting parts of sports

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If Ernie hits a homer in the All Star Game he's gonna be PISSED

#Ernie clement #My favourite thing about Ernie is that if the interviewers are too familiar he forgets to code switch #And his unrestrained fagcent comes out

based--ball

popcorn cage(?)

July 13, 2026

#The way Yankees fans online are fully melting down about this #Like ohhh he really lives in your heads rent fucking free huh?

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