Just Your Average Fan Girl

fez doesn’t know what window shopping is if lexi says “that dress is pretty” his credit card is OUT

lowkey think fez is a brat when he’s missing lexi….. he be dragging his feet at work and muttering to himself…. “fuckin school day way too long… 8 hours? that shit dumb as fuck nobody can pay attention fo that long” 

the unstoppable force (adhd) vs the immovable object (also adhd)

There’s fanfiction…. And then there’s FANFICTION. The kind of shit you happen upon at like 3am or some other ungodly time because you were trying to find a fix for ur fixation at the time and you are just SUCKED IN and every sentence feels like a line of cocaine and it has quotes and imagery that permeate your brain and it’s the shit that sticks around in your consciousness forever and it never goes away and it’s always going to be one of Those Fics.

im not like other girls . im worse

The Audactiy of this man ... I can't

the best part is Fez had no idea what a minion is. he's never seen the movies. he just thinks they make the memes.

keeping up with all these fexi fics is exhausting like i see there’s an update and i have to refresh myself like ok is this a slow burn or an established relationship? have they even had their first kiss yet or have they been fucking since the beginning? is fezco in jail? oh no i guess we’re actually still in season 1?

babe are you ok youve barely touched your comfort daydream scenario

HOLY SHIT DUD E THIS IS SO GOOD I WAS DYING LAUGHING. THE DUO I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED.