Huh so I just noticed I've got like some tiny flowers growing on my left shoulder and okay that time that I found mold growing on me it ended up taking me over and completely subjugating my will to its own and rendering me a mere host body without agency and it was kind of this whole thing but I mean that probably wouldn't happen with flowers, right?
Hello.
Uh... are you the flowers growing on me?
You're not planning on subsuming me as a host body to your hivemind and reducing me to a helpless puppet, are you? I mean, I'm not necessarily saying it's not okay if you are; I'm just curious.
Yes, we are!
And don’t worry, sweetie~
We won’t do a thing to you!
Unless you’re asking for it.
Oh shush, Rose, it hasn’t done anything bad!
Yet.
Wait, was the "Yes we are" in response to the first question or the second question?
The first one, duh!
Marigold, so rude!
Fine, fine…
The second one…? Well, it depends…
…on what you do to us.
I’m sorry about them, they’re… certainly a messy group!
M-messy?! No, no, no!
I’m Tulip, the leader of these flowers. That was Hydrangea just now, they’re a neat freak.
Uh... okay... well, I'm not planning on doing anything to you, but you should know that, I mean, I'm... made of slime and don't always have this shape and usually when I sleep I like let myself collapse into a puddle, so I'm... not sure if that's going to be a problem?
You know, honestly I have other mes (splitting off copies of me is another thing I do as a slime) so it may just be easier for everyone if I let you have this copy to do whatever you want with and I just let a different me take over posting on Tumblr?
Oh, don’t worry, we won’t be here long!
We travel a lot…
We sometimes take hosts like you for a ride~
But we mean you no harm! We’ll exit soon!
If we can find a good spot, that is…
Aaaanyways, as you know, I’m Tulip! The green one is Hellebore, or just Hela for short! She’s very sweet!
And I’m Marigold. I go by he/she. Don’t mess it up.
Mhm! You’ve already met Rose; he doesn’t get along with everyone all the time, but he’s a real sweetheart deep down!
*Grumbles*
And I’m Lavender, at your service~
*Bends down as if bowing*
Oh, uh, okay, well nice to meet you. I, uh... let me know if there's something I can do to help you find a good spot, I guess? I'm not really sure what you're looking for. There's an enchanted forest through a portal over that way, I think,
Portal…
Shut up!
Shut up!
Shut Up, please!
shut up…
Silence~!
Shut up!
Uh... sorry; sorry; I didn't know there was an issue with, uh, the P word. I'll just stop talking now and let you... do whatever it is you're doing on my shoulder.
Oh, don’t worry! We just… we don’t talk about that one. Don’t acknowledge it. Just don’t.
We weren’t talking to you, is what we mean to say. Just… don’t say anything related to the M word.
The uhm… how do we put this…?
Just say magi-
NO! Even I know not to say that word!
But seriously, dear, try not to say anything related to that~
Okay but I mean I am a, uh... words that rhyme with tragic notion... so I mean it seems like the kind of thing that might come up. But anyway, I'm... not sure how to help you find a good spot or what it is you're looking for, so I'll just... stay out of your way to the extent I can stay out of your way when you're growing on my shoulder and let you do your thing.
Alright. Thank you very much, kind sir!
