Salamander

My boyfriend thought I was joking when i said chic fil a is closed on sundays for religious reasons america really is such a cartoon ass country

you have a boyfriend???? ur gay????? hold on

Chic fil a employee finding my posts:

Why does Tom Nook follow me around the store? Is he racist?

The idealized version of you I have in my head wouldn't have done that

i’m on onion rings right now

my futile wish is for people to understand that "sex scenes in movies/TV don't have to serve the plot and can genuinely just be for pleasure" and "sex-repulsed people are allowed to complain about how rare it is for media made for adults like them to be something they can enjoy completely" are both true statements. unfortunately society hates both sex and people who don't like sex, so everyone gets far too defensive about any sex or lack thereof in fiction to actually have this conversation

@isuggestrevolution

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

ive been playing a long sims game where i move and build a new house each generation but i dont really want the game to auto move townies into my old houses so i've been putting the ghosts of my deceased sims in as placeholders. which i am just now realising means i am basically leaving a string of haunted houses across the world who only exist to scare off potential new buyers. creating a potential horror movie set up in every neighborhood i touch..........