Cosmic Idiot

green wtf you ruined it

White hasn't gotten attention for two seconds + Lime getting hit with a wet floor sign.

Sort of a continuation from the last post where White stumbles upon Green mopping and decides to take advantage of the situation <assuming they dont find out they did in fact set up a sign but it got chucked at Lime for an excuse to slip and get caught>

Song: Eternity by Alex Warren

Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!

ANOTHER ArtFight attack!! This is @the-cosmic-idiot s oc, Neko! I had a lot of fun drawing her! I wanted to experiment with poses, and I feel like I did some unique-ish poses that i wouldnt normally draw. Also, the ramen pulls out!

(heres my attack on their oc, tana!)

Ignore the edit i accidently added the wrong photo 😅

My online name is Clipboard.

A lot of stuff below that are important.

You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber

Moon: you sure this is the place?

Sun: Google maps NEVER lies

Moon: It does

*time for action cuz yk this is tsams lore stuff* moon: Careful

Kidnapped child: hmff lemfm mefgh OUT

The end

lol

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

(flash warning of course)

They had a good thing going on but

WHY WERE THEY RUNNING SO FAST SLOWDOWN