catfishxxing

White: “Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Green, suddenly flushed: “A worm?”

White: “…why are you saying it like that.”

Green, sweating: “No reason.”

White: “GREEN.”

Green, unable to stop themselves: “…what kind of worm...?”

White: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT KIND OF WORM.”

Green: “I just— I need to know the species.”

White: “You need to- GREEN????”

Green: “Are you a segmented worm or a flatworm or-”

White: “GREEN.”

Green: “…are you slimy?”

White: “GREEN!!!”

Green, quietly: “I would love you more if you were a worm.”

When you have the money to buy everything for every situation EXCEPT for how to comfort someone...

More PaidIntern! Only if the aliens weren't there and Green suddenly became homesick and started questioning their dreams after White crashed the Skeld into an asteroid.