Bleh

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

the fallout show was great but I'm going to have to deduct a few points on account of the fact that FINAL PAM wasn't in it

Deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way. (I'm riding in a carriage with a guy I don't want to marry but am supposed to pretend to be interested in when this kid is run over and then this doctor shows up and says the kid's leg needs to be amputated but I rather test out this new medicine and save his leg so I take the kid and the doctor back to my house and we perform a surgery together in the hallway while a bunch of people at my house including my family watch us because they are here for a party to look at art or something.)

Only valid facial expression

to be fair I’ll bet literally NO ONE even tried to warn them there’d be robot banjo skeletons out here

“Want to see my stalagmite cultivation work?”

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this