as someone who was completely blindsided by how much i loved iron lung and how viciously simon wedged himself into my brain, i have a sort of "i'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me" type reaction to seeing posts where people are like "wuhhhh tumblrinas couldn't ship grace with a rock alien so they had to bring in some other handsome guy from another movie" because, to me, bloodymary is a rescue mission for my wonderful friend who looks like chewed beef jerky first and a whimsical yaoi experience distantly second















