Bean's Jar of OCs

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

Fuck. I can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

this loser has abs

And take that nasty cigarette with you

This is who you should learn philosophy from.

so much love for characters who are desperately unsure whether they’re a good person, a redeemable person, a person worth saving, but are absolutely certain that they’re a grade a hottie

fuck baby ur so hot i wanna do the dishes with u and make u hot tea when ur sick

there's people out there that smoke weed with their parents

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.