The Batter, Before

Hi Batter! :-)

where's your hat?

I quite like the idea of handing you loud foods such as carrots, nuts, but these would upset your constitution. Are you familiar with a creature called a lobster? Opening them for their meat is a loud procedure.

I am still here.

((Hello everyone.

(touches you gently)

Hello! I hope you are doing well! What’s your opinion on frogs, and which type is your favorite? :3( other than Zacharie lol )

mr. batter, i know others find you intimidating (and it's probably good given your role) but i think you're quite the sweetie pie !

Easter is coming! Will you decorate and hide eggs, or do you think Japhet will object to the practice?

Grabs you and spins you around WEEEEEEEEE!!!

ohbmy god hit him with your bat as hard as you can gay people are terrifying

how's zacharie doing?

Out of the meats/fleshes you've tried, like the silver flesh, Moloch's meat, etc., do they taste different from each other? Is there any you prefer?

happy april fools!