I quite like the idea of handing you loud foods such as carrots, nuts, but these would upset your constitution. Are you familiar with a creature called a lobster? Opening them for their meat is a loud procedure.
... I like this.

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I quite like the idea of handing you loud foods such as carrots, nuts, but these would upset your constitution. Are you familiar with a creature called a lobster? Opening them for their meat is a loud procedure.
... I like this.

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Grabs you and spins you around WEEEEEEEEE!!!
Does the Queen ever ask for... favours, outside of your usual duties?
There are times when I am requested to perform more personal tasks for the Queen.
I aim to fulfil these requests with the same diligence as any of the other tasks I am expected to perform, in order to meet her needs.
I am happy to do my duty.
Hello Batter! Thank you for taking some time from your duties to talk to us. What else do you do when you have downtime?
I spend most of my time with the Queen, so I usually accompany her with her hobbies. Painting, cooking, gardening. That kind of thing.
When I'm alone, I mostly tend to read. Nothing specific. Just what takes my interest.
And sometimes I'll use this device to watch videos.
I like the ones with the colours.
Do you consider any of the Guardians to be a friend, or at least the most tolerable to be around?
I don't quite understand 'friend', as a concept. But I find Japhet's company least objectionable.
He has many stories, and collects much knowledge of the world. He can usually answer, or at least entertain my questions.

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I'm the Batter. I'm here to purify the spectres.
I am the Queen's guardian, and the protector of the zones.
You can speak to me here, if you wish.
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That's all.
Please stop... I have work to do.
(touches you gently)
...
Why?