Mellow And Dramatic

Surprise, motherfucker.

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

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47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

Oh my FUCKIN ….

47 months old

I show that pregnant lady picture to coworkers ALL THE TIME. I work in shipping and dear gods, there are some dumb fucking spellings out there.

OH MY GOD I literally worked with a woman named "Latrina". The best part was she was a janitor and literally cleaned toilets so I thought this was the funniest thing in the world. I would sometimes forgot her name and would think of different names for a toilet and then I would remember!!

Me, getting murdered: be gentle it’s my first time

whoever put a hex on me..please stop 

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