I post here sometimes apparently

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

i love how easily clockable this image is as coming from 2016 even to someone who had never seen it before

sometimes it occurs to me that while "get bottom surgery and then use a strapon" is an obvious course of action for many trans lesbians, a lot of cis people would be extremely confused by the suggestion that someone would do this.

no one is doing it like her. they gave miku a shadow crystal. purple soul mode. dating sim. fun gimmick. pink and yellow. puppet/cat. freedom motif. she is siblings with the flowers despite pink notably not being a flower color. collect her ten fun coins. forgot to give you a shadow crystal and leaves the room before coming back. like 5 items for some fucking reason. she is the moment. plural icon. yuri with herself. a lightener(?) who’s in it for the love of the game. lowkey harder than the roaring knight, the main villain of the prophecy maybe. convinced the flowers that humans have tails, actually. her catgirl powers are too strong pink they could never make me hate you

Did you step on it?

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

Hey

shit i wish people had told me about fandom: if you are a lesbian and you are frustrated because all the other "lesbians" you follow do nothing but post about Male Blorbo #546704396456, THE ANSWER IS TO FOLLOW TRANS WOMEN. trans women will never force you to look at a man. it sounds too good to be true but it IS REAL i PROMISE

... Why am I craving pancakes with syrup? Haven't had that in years.

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"