dirty girl soup with a side of cool beans

Do you ever set alarms on the weekends? (Like not because you have somewhere to be early, just because you don’t want to sleep too long and not be able to enjoy your weekend)

I was planning to live tweet this like other animal-themed posts I've seen but I simply forgot

rarely have I gotten less sleep in a night

3x baby's first visit to the vet later we have a little lady, apparently, and she is not microchipped.

#i was about to ask if u were vegan but then i re-read ur url lolll

You could say your URL is

Windex Xenomorph

Bioessentialism will have people saying stuff like "all amabs are dangerous and violent, and all afabs are incapable of harm and pure" and gender essentialism will have people saying "all trans feminine people and trans women are incapable of harm and pure, and all trans masculine people and trans men are dangerous and violent"

#(cups hands) and also its racist as all fuck#bioessentialism is inextricable from racism#'there is an inherently violent and dangerous type of human' dovetails real neatly into 'black and brown people are dangerous savages'#to which trans poc are especially vulnerable

on Planet Where Everyone Can Teleport the first person on the moon went there by accident and promptly died. The next dozen or so people also went by accident, and also died. Number 14 figured out that people who go to the moon die and very cleverly brought a sword and six weeks of travel rations. This did not help.

#this feels like a fable that would have some kind of moral but I’m not quite sure what#something about like hard work/effort/the need to be curious idk