Rated T for Trash

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

Would u rather have one dollar or two dollars

I think I’d just destroy everything

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life

I’m engaged

In what?

;)

Give me less "being kind requires zero effort" and more "being kind is worth the effort it takes."

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

I'm not really a HanLuke shipper but I can imagine them hooking up early in their friendship & then Han later after various revelations having a personal crisis over whether or not it's weird to have sex with both halves of a set of twins

& like he can't ask anyone if it's weird without admitting that he's already done it. he could talk to Luke about it bcos obviously Luke already knows but he's kind of avoiding the subject with Luke in case drawing attention to the fact that he's dating Luke's sister prompts a shovel talk. he's pretty sure Luke can kill people with his brain now and he doesn't want to have that particular shovel talk if he an avoid it.