Alexrose

chill beats to caramelize onions to

petition to change all of academia’s “et al” to “& besties”

tits out for mid june hedonism

i could really make use of a massage, an orgasm, hard apple cider & a check for $300,000

ambiguously Hispanic warehouse worker on Law & Order: si… I recognize your señorita… she trabajo’d here about three months ago

No offense but just like the white winged dove sings a song sounds like she’s singing

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

i love being insane on the internet with you homosexuals 

princess sun, bitch moon, brat rising

im OK with having a physical form only when lesbians compliment me

🍂ON THIS BLOG WE LOVE AND RESPECT THICK MEN🍂

some women be like “my man washed a dish once. I’m very lucky” and it makes me so sad for her like you just know she never cums

good morning to bisexuals, halloween enthusiasts, she/theys, community college students, people who shoplift at walmart, goths, eldest daughters, gay baristas who get mean when it’s busy, phoebe bridgers stans, vodka drinkers, men with curly hair, people who listen to classical music on public transit, and professional dog walkers

Yo quick shout out to titties

kkcu (keira knightley cinematic universe)