Sure I'll Reblog, For The Economy

hey, don't cry. fictional character in dire & perilous situations. ok?

(so sick with lust i can only parse it as a thirst for unspeakable violence) you're pissing me off

who wanna be friends with drawbacks

friends with consequences

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

I HATTTE ACCIDENTALLY SAYING SOMETHING ONLY THE KILLER WOULD KNOW

i love it when vampires have biiiig fucking fangs for no good reason

I don’t have any disorders these are all symptoms of being a vampire

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

second rule is to start being something else