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if you see me celebrating the Fourth of July this year just know I’m celebrating hotdogs and Dolly Parton ONLY

#fourth of july #4th of july #hot dogs #dolly parton #america #I do not like America #who wants to get married so I can get tf out of here

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Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad

“This made me think of you”

Ok so im literally in love with you. When’s the wedding?

#love language #this made me think of you #thinking of you

Those of you near the Amish… be thankful. You never realize what you have until you’ve lost it.

#amish #amish country #i miss you #be thankful #you don’t know what you have until you have to give it up

this is really more of a 3 am kind of crash out, I do not need to be having it at 6 pm. I’m going to have to postpone it.

#crashing out #ahhhhh #AUGHHGHHH #my love mine all mine #not a lot just forever

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Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

oh god he knows that green light was for him oh my god this is not what i wanted….

#jay gatsby #great gatsby #green light

woodwool

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Lukewarm take I love reposting Instagram reels that say things like “that weird girl is your soulmate” because I am Jay Gatsby and that’s my green light

#great gatsby #green light #the great gatsby #jay gatsby #daisy fay

every time I meet someone new I feel like a dog on a leash trying to acclimate them to how strange I am before they find out i’m a freak

#friendship #do you want to talk about my hyperspecific interest for 2 hours?

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gurk made more bread 😌 hallelujah

#bread making #bread #yum yum #focaccia #bakery #im literally peeta

Canada is like if the Midwest was its own country

#midwest #canada

how it feels to soft launch to someone that you think of them as a friend

#so are we friends #it’s ok tho #we don’t have to be #so are we

looking back at my previous posts I have an extensive history of burning myself on foods, this may be a sign to start letting things cool down.

or not.

I like to live on the edge.

#food burns ouchy #yeowch #living on the edge

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god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

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I hope you guys know as I’m posting to my tumblr I’m narrating it like I’m Carrie Bradshaw

And so I ask myself, did I steal my shoelaces from the president?

#sex and the city #carrie bradshaw #i like your shoelaces #thanks i stole them from the president

burnt myself on my mac n cheese… for a safe food I don’t feel very safe

#the worlds greatest betrayal #mac and cheese #safe food

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