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“that character is a war criminal” that character is from a fictional fantasy world and did not attend the geneva convention

Mr president we have reason to suspect their is a masquito in the oval office

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

to anyone saying there's nothing to look forward to, I'm not saying it has to be anything spectacular or huge. it could just be a song or a book that will release in a few days, a tv show, anything!! no matter how small it seems it can keep us going

"like a boss" by lonely island was released ten thousand years ago when mammoths still roamed the big wide world. feel old yet?

everytime someone rbs this i get a notification as though it were my post, even the rbs that don’t have my addition. go away onion post i am not your mother

Abandoned by its biological mother, the onion post instead imprints on a random passerby that fed it.

isnt it cool how the brain is like a wet computer

i hate social anxiety. nauseating fear over "oh god i'm hanging out with my friends who i love today. what if my friends are there."

we don’t talk enough about taskmaster being on youtube for free. i don’t mean someone uploaded the episodes to youtube i mean The Official Taskmaster Youtube has every single episode on their channel, in their entirety, For Free. they want their show to be internationally available for everyone to watch. every episode goes up the day after it airs in the uk. you can just go watch the entire show legally. for free. on youtube. go do that!!