“Just Gotta Grease The Hair And I’m Lookin’ Slick”

Johnny is very comfortable with the thought of death/dying. It doesn’t scare him, and he’s very accepting of it. He’s completely fine with dying as long as he reaches his goals.

Norton likes to ice skate, even though he’s not the best at it.

Ricky can watch any sport and make it intense, except for golf. But the one with all the hype is NASCAR.

Lucky accidentally adopted these guys.

Vance can DANCE.

Like he doesn’t just bust a move bro burns the house down.

Peanut doesn’t even respond to his first name Larry anymore.

Hal gives some of the best advice lowkey.

Lefty is the senior everyone mistakes for a freshman and he hates it.

Lola is now a non clique student after the absolute mess she caused.

The best word to describe Norton is sentimental. He’s a very sweet and well mannered young man who would treat you right.

Once Peanut’s father took him hunting and made him shoot a rabbit. Peanut cried for days and still feels guilty.

Peanut has such a soft spot for animals, he loves them all.

Lefty is literally the funniest man alive. He’s so outta pocket.

Lucky and Ricky bond over missing their ex-girlfriends.

Johnny will lend Peanut his jacket when it’s too cold, even though he hates being cold himself.

Ricky is a night owl. Normally he’s going to bed when the others wake up.

Norton ugly cried when he watched Grave of the Fireflies.

Lucky looks out for the others, and is always making sure they’re greeting decent grades and whatnot.

Johnny and Peanut slowdance together like old couples.

Vance takes the longest to get ready in the morning.

Gord taught him the ways of skincare and it’s Vance’s new religion basically.

Hal is really good at ping pong.

Mr Galloway accidentally called out Lefty Martini on the roll and now Lefty can’t go a day without being called that.

Lucky and Lefty get mistaken for each other all the time for some reason.

Preps

Derby Harrington - Model.

Bif Taylor - Pro boxer.

Tad Spencer - CEO of Spencer Shipping.

Justin Vandervelde - Also a pro boxer.

Bryce Monstrose - Office worker.

Chad Morris - Accountant and part time dog trainer.

Pinky Gauthier - Talk show host.

Gord Vendome - Mainstream fashion designer

Parker Ogilvie- A detective specializing in sex crimes..

Greasers

Johnny Vincent - Mechanic.

Peanut Romano - Pediatric nurse.

Norton Williams - Novelist.

Vance Medici - Also a model.

Hal Esposito - Mareiage counselor.

Ricky Pucino - NASCAR driver.

Lucky De Luca - Nuclear engineer.

Lefty Mancini - Stand up comedian.

Lola Lombardi - Pinky’s stay at home wife lol.

Bullies

Russel Northrop - A stunt double for The Hulk.

Trent Northwick - Big screen actor.

Ethan Robinson - Martial arts teacher.

Troy Miller - Army guy.

Davis White - Local bar singer.

Wade Martin - Electrician.

Tom Gurney - Bartender.

Jocks

Ted Thompson - Personal trainer.

Damon West - NFL player.

Kirby Olsen - at home worker.

Luis Luna - Plumber.

Juri Karamazov - Hockey player.

Dan Wilson - I.T worker.

Bo Jackson - Football Coach.

Casey Harris - Fireman.

Mandy Wiles - Model/influencer.

Nerds

Earnest Jones - Pathologist.

Melvin O’Connor - Derranged game dev.

Fatty Johnson - Bold of you to assume he leaves his parents’ basement.

Algernon Papadopoulos - Same answer as above.

Cornelius Johnson - Algebra teacher.

Beatrice Trudeau - Neurosurgeon.

Bucky Pasteur - Wildlife rescuer and conservationist.

Thad Carlson - NASA worker.

Jimmy had to BEG his mom to let him stay in Bullworth for the summer.

Derby’s favorite dessert is strawberry cheesecake.

Pinky is a lesbian and she’s totally gay for Lola.

Ted and Damon have the most bromosexual relationship ever.

Gary has to cuddle a pillow in his sleep.

Mrs. Phillips cries over some of her students,.

Davis can run for days literally nobody knows how he does it.

Bucky is a Disney princess. The rats and squirrels love him.

Parker loves Deftones.

Absolutely nobody likes Algie, they just tolerate his existence.

Ethan learned most of his self defense moves from the hobo.

The hobo teaches the kids more useful stuff than Hattrick smh.

Chester DEMANDS to be carried by Chad when the ground is just too hot for his little paws.

Casey doesn’t even know how he hasn’t repeated a grade yet with how dumb he is.

They also bet on rat fights.

Bo gets confused for Ethan all the time.

The jocks listen to Fergalicious unironically.

This led to one time where Jimmy accidentally walked in on them having a dance off in the locker room.

Luis got the moves to say the least.

Edgar works at an IKEA and likes to Tokyo drift the flatbed carts.