How to talk to short people: Faerun Edition
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me


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How to talk to short people: Faerun Edition

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A courtship starting with flowers
There's no Other eyes watching what is a clear not-courtship. Not at all .
You can see my WOTR story here or check out my other WOTR art here
Check out @chknhero for their wonderful art! CHkn is wonderful to commission. I can’t recommend them enough. They're a blast to work with!
Cazador Is the Dumbest Villain in Bg3
Replaying bg3 and wondering why Cazador doesn't just nab an NPC off the street, draw the scars, and complete the ritual. Genuinely dose this dude want to walk in the sun or not because he's sitting pretty with 6999 souls out of 7000 waiting to get his ass beat. Like there's no reason he NEEDS Astarion to complete the ritual. Also, I don't believe the excuse that he's just obsessed with Astarion which is why he's waiting to complete the ritual because even if that's true you can literally give Astarion over to the Gur in act 1 and can find him with Cazador in act 3 and this man STILL hasn't completed the ritual. Like you don't even know Tav why are you waiting for them to pull up on you in ACT 3! I just know if I was Mephistopheles I would be mad AF because what is this dude waiting for?! Like you should have completed ts a couple weeks ago while Tav was out playing with photo mode.
Baldurs Gate 3 is so wild when you realise how vastly different the game is depending on if you choose Tav or Dark Urge
Dark Urge Playthrough: you’re the child of Bhaal, but unlike the Bhaalspawn, you are created solely by Bhaal himself. The first true child of Bhaal. The daughter of one of your father’s previous Bhaalspawn turns on you, attacks you and tries to kill you. In your dying state, she infects you with a parasite so that you’ll die an incredibly humiliating death, and become her slave.
By some miracle you end up on the same nautiloud ship as a Sharron Cleric who happens to to be carrying a gith artefact that contains Baldur himself. Baldur, who was made a mind flayer and is now calling himself the Emperor, realises there’s an incredibly powerful Bhaalspawn on the ship, and that he can use them to his advantage. The power you have will help him destroy Gortash. Of course he picks you, it makes so much sense.
On your way to Baldurs Gate you find out through an unsent letter that you used to be into Gortash. When you get to Baldurs Gate, the man you used to fuck turns out to be an absolute loser and with horror you realise he is still into you. It’s okay though, he’s very easy to kill.
You end up facing off against Orin, your niece, and kill her. Your father appears to you and offers you the chance to become his Slayer. On the high chance you turn him down, he murders you in front of your loved ones, and leaves you to rot.
Then Jergal, the actual Lord of the End of Everything, the original God of Death, who was the very being that turned you father into a God all that time ago, who’s been in your camp for weeks pretending to be this undead scribe called Withers, appears next to your corpse and brings you back to life, basically adopts you, states that he will protect you from Bhaal, and announces that as long as he lives, you will never die. You’re essentially immortal.
Tav Playthrough: you’re a random nobody that was unlucky enough to get kidnapped by Mind Flayers. The Emperor must pick one of the many idiots on the ship to be his pawn. He sees Tav and thinks “ugh, yeah this one will do”.
This is why Tav is my favorite lmao. Taking on everyone as just some guy is way funnier.
Headcannon: Raphael and Mizora fucking hate each other but there is respect between them for the ability to wield a good deal.
Like Raphael finds Mizora quoting every clause and section of her contracts to be artless and clinical.
Mizora finds Raphael’s metaphors and flowery language to be over-the-top and distracting from the point of the contract.
But they might still consult each other to go over details only to go home and talk shit about the other to Zariel or Haarlep
Ugh I wish they acknowledged each other in the game!
The fact they don't interact or even acknowledge each other is criminal

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More silly memes, but this time it's more Wrath stuff ^.^
Ra-Ra-Raphsputin, Avernus' greatest love machine!
I felt compelled to add this song... Thank you @redacted-redd for the incredible gif!!!
Link to Redd's Post!!!
omg
"you will never be truly alone..."
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this drawing is quite old and desperately needs a redraw and i hope to deliver it sometime but for now here it is. inspired by the lake scene from the first movie.
i also want to do a similar farewell scene in my s4 (mostly) self-indulgent rewrite where Daphne is finally allowed to pass on to afterlife because my girl has had enough (and i don't want her to be revived. let the girl rest).
Let my girl sleep
Winx memes from obscure youtube videos
no way a post without trix???
lmao

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freeing my stupidposting from draft hell
hey remember tag yourself memes. I miss that shit, tag yourself bg3 nation 🤙
Yeah ts great
my catty rich people of varying degrees of evilness followed by suspicious strings of deaths which are varying degrees of their fault.
yeah
i ran out of time to do gwerm family secrets in act 1 which i think locked me out of her quest proper but luckily i was spoiled so i got to enjoy her serial killer ways anyway <3
Ayeee
Smile 📸
Awwww

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Furby Strahd and Rahadin
ah hell yea
Good day!
I was just curious about your favorite Regill headcanons. Please don't be shy!
My old art to attract attention хD
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